Sunday, August 31, 2014

Mini-vacation to Shipshewana...

Words of a 5 year old...

"Did you know if I had diabetes that I would get an extra snack?"

- Dawson

Monday, August 25, 2014

Friday, August 22, 2014

No Legs...

Dawson:  I saw a guy with no legs at the book store.
Me:  Did that make you sad?
Dawson:  No, it made my teeth hurt.

Hot lunch...

Me:  What was the hot lunch at school today?
Dawson:  I had a cold lunch.
Me:  But what was the hot lunch.
Dawson:  I had a cold lunch.
Me:  I know, but the kids who got a hot lunch, what did they get?
Dawson:  I don't know, I had a cold lunch.
Me:  Did any of your friends have a hot lunch?
Me:  What did they eat?
Dawson:  Are you talking to me?

Monday, August 11, 2014


Me: What's Mom's middle name?

Dawson: Andrea Nickels.

Me: Nichole.

Dawson: Yeah, Nickels.

Me: No, Andrea N-I-C-H-O-L-E.

Dawson: Oh, Andrea Nicholes.


Dawson:  When our cat dies I want a dog.
Me:  Oh yeah?
Dawson:  Yeah, a Human Shepard.
Me:  I think you mean German Shepard.
Dawson:  Yeah, that one.