Sunday, August 31, 2014
Monday, August 25, 2014
Sunday, August 24, 2014
Friday, August 22, 2014
No Legs...
Dawson: I saw a guy with no legs at the book store.
Me: Did that make you sad?
Dawson: No, it made my teeth hurt.
Me: Did that make you sad?
Dawson: No, it made my teeth hurt.
Hot lunch...
Me: What was the hot lunch at school today?
Dawson: I had a cold lunch.
Me: But what was the hot lunch.
Dawson: I had a cold lunch.
Me: I know, but the kids who got a hot lunch, what did they get?
Dawson: I don't know, I had a cold lunch.
Me: Did any of your friends have a hot lunch?
Dawson:Yeah
Me: What did they eat?
Dawson: Are you talking to me?
Dawson: I had a cold lunch.
Me: But what was the hot lunch.
Dawson: I had a cold lunch.
Me: I know, but the kids who got a hot lunch, what did they get?
Dawson: I don't know, I had a cold lunch.
Me: Did any of your friends have a hot lunch?
Dawson:Yeah
Me: What did they eat?
Dawson: Are you talking to me?
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Monday, August 11, 2014
Nickels...
Me: What's Mom's middle name?
Dawson: Andrea Nickels.
Me: Nichole.
Dawson: Yeah, Nickels.
Me: No, Andrea N-I-C-H-O-L-E.
Dawson: Oh, Andrea Nicholes.
Dawson: Andrea Nickels.
Me: Nichole.
Dawson: Yeah, Nickels.
Me: No, Andrea N-I-C-H-O-L-E.
Dawson: Oh, Andrea Nicholes.
Dogs...
Dawson: When our cat dies I want a dog.
Me: Oh yeah?
Dawson: Yeah, a Human Shepard.
Me: I think you mean German Shepard.
Dawson: Yeah, that one.
Me: Oh yeah?
Dawson: Yeah, a Human Shepard.
Me: I think you mean German Shepard.
Dawson: Yeah, that one.
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